The only part of a Rolex watch
That existed when history began,
Was TIME
That this glamy chronometer
Now sweeps with its stylish hands.
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This swaddle of gold that binds the wrists
Of those mouthing evangelistics,
Would’ve been just as popular back in the days
When religion began its eristic.
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These scoundrels that peddle salvation,
Will sell you a condo in heaven,
Reading your name from the check that you send
For the viewers of channel eleven!
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We know that these wolves in sheep’s clothing
Could not care less how you live,
And there’s no healing power of God to impart
For the dollars $$$ you’re willing to give.
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They will pave a false roadway to heaven
For the price of your daily bread,
So your head can lie calmly and quiet
On your pillow of fear and dread.
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Don’t let the bouffant style fool you,
Or the collar, or that bauble of gold.
There is no blessing from heaven, on channel eleven
Where Jesus is typically sold!
